Join the Secret Weird Site Members Club

Welcome to the "Secret Weird Site Members Club". This area is accessible 
to Members Only, but the access fee has been kept to a strict minimum: 

You'll get life long -and 24/7- unlimited access for ONLY 15$!
(Click here to order.)

"There's so much to explore on your site! At first I thought it was only 
the new stuff that was there since then I've discovered the links, pictures 
etc... I really really like your site. BTW I will recommend this site to my friends 
most definitely ONLY because it's worth mentioning! Thanks again!" Joseph

"I just signed up, and I never had so much fun in my whole life! 
Thanks Master Weirdo, this is World Class Stuff!" 
From a new member!

Now, don't come tell me you can't afford a few lousy bucks! 
If you cut back your drinking with a few beers one evening, you're
already there! :-)

Join today, and you'll get:

  • - 24/7 access to a selection of Mind Boggling and Cool Links
  • - Original Pictures that will make your eyes pop out of your head :-)
  • - Amusing and Naughty Toons, Jokes and Pics
  • - Bizarre Sound Effects and Crazy Movies
  • - Funny Phone and Office Pranks to make your friends go crazy
  • - Weird Happenings and Strange Events
  • - Unique and Hilarious Images
  • - You'll also be given absolutely FREE offers and Tips to download 
       FREE PC software and other Useful Stuff, only made available to 
       our privileged Club Members.
  • And of course there'll be new stuff every time you re-visit...

All the material in the Club will be constantly updated with 
News Breaking Facts and Links to the World's Weirdest 
and most Unique Places.

So, what are you waiting for? 

If you like the Amazing, the Bizarre, the Incredible, 
all combined in a Funny Mix of Utterly 
Weirdness, you simply MUST JOIN!
 

"Boy this site is weird! So weird I nearly fainted when I saw 
this weeks deformed baby! "
From a Very Satisfied Member!"

Here's a selection of the Newest Stuff:

  • Invisible Jim doll 
    Selling for $3 and arriving in the US soon! 

  • Holiday Name Tree 
    Add yours, your friends and your pets names! 

  • Near Death Experience on photo 
    See the spirit of Arbor Vitne...

  • Corpses for sale 
    Check out the whole gallery...

  • The Mirror Project
    A growing community of like-minded individuals who have photographed 
    their likenesses in a variety of reflective surfaces...

  • The Lucky Mojo Esoteric Spells and Casts Archive
    A cache of captured internet text files pertaining to occult, mystical,
    and spiritual subjects.

  • Gallery of Mutated Freaks (Adults Only)
    Say no more, these pics speak for themselves.

  • Periodic Table for Men only 
    The bare essentials of being a man in this world...

  • US Presidents and Viagra 
    Viagra is not something new, some of the former US presidents used to 
    have access to the wonder pil since ages...

  • Geocaching 
    Join Geocaching; the sport where YOU are the search engine. A GPS device 
    and a hunger for adventure are all you need for high tech treasure hunting. Find 
    the latest caches in your area, how to hide your own cache, and information 
    on how to get started in this fun and exciting sport.

  • 99 ways to open a beer bottle 
    It can be very frustrating to have a frosty, thirst-quenching beer in hand and 
    suddenly realize that you can't open it... until now that is! 

  • Reputation Checker
    Review, rate and search people's reputations for business and social purposes. 

  • Men who look like Kenny Rogers.
    Are you one of them?

  • The Techncal Virgin
    A parody on those Christian morality sites, who want to teach 
    youngsters how to live and love.

  • The Prison Bitch Name Generator 
    Going to prison soon? Wondering what it will be like?

  • Penis Reading?
    Forget palmistry, everything you need to know about your man is written on 
    his cock. 

  • The worlds only Ass-Kicking Machine
    Every house should have one :-)

  • Hall of Shame
    Everyone has a past… even Hollywood stars and performers. 

  • The Scam Cam
    The Scam Cam searches the web far and wide for the latest frauds, ripoffs, 
    22,000 miles above the earth.

  • Eye Ball Whitener
    Get rid of that "Yellow Eye"...

  • Microslop
    An amusing parody of the Microsoft Corporation, by the Implausible Institute.

  • Like Horoscopes? 
    Follow this advice you will surely be on the road to getting laughed 
    at by everyone you know, including your dog...

  • The Perfect Hate Party...

  • Famous Movie Bloopers 

  • Sick Day Excuses
    Need a quick excuse for why you've had the day off? This way!

  • Your boss, a hooker, and a camera... 
    According to job placement experts, sometimes job security can 
    be as simple your boss, a hooker, and a camera...

  • How demotivated are you?

  • Biblical Indecency? Yes, it exists...

  • Get a brown Cyber Tan at the Net's first (and only) online 
    tanning salon. 

  • The only English dialect translation service

  • The official list of Weird Band Names 

  • A man, ramming a pencil into his eye... weird video

  • The Densa Quiz... a parody of the famous Mensa quiz

  • A New Cookbook Just For Smokers...

  • Save The Martyr... 

  • The Horoscope Blender... 

  • The Fake News...

  • Distorted faces 
    -A collection of perfectly normal faces, twisted out of all proportion by a paint package.

  • The Spin Doctor... 

  • Tips for Dating an "emotional cripple" 
    For girls only!

  • Want to become a president? 
    Choose the most politically savvy answer for 10 multiple choice questions.

  • The Church of Satan
    The Church was founded on April 30, 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey. 

  • Body Modification...

  • Parenting Tips With Jerri Tawl...

  • The Worst Bank on Earth...

  • The World's worst slogan game

  • Rules of Marketing! 
    Your life is WORTHLESS without our product! Who do you think you are? 

  • Pet Horoscopes
    Yes, dogs and cats have a life too :-)

  • The Scratch 'n Sniff Activity Page

  • The Singing Cow
    Turn your speakers down :-)

  • Fat Chicks in Party Hats...
    No comment :-)

  • All you need to know about Aphrodisiacs

  • Live Execution Tapes
    Sounds from prison... or th entrance of hell...

  • Budget Orgy Planning
    Budget Orgy Planning! Let Caligula help organize your naughty party

  • Bartender Jokes
    Bartender jokes. Belly up to the bar and let these drink slingers pour 
    you a howler.

  • Jesus Dress Up
    Thanks to the miracle of Java, you can dress an illustration of Jesus in 
    a wide variety of clothing.

  • The dirtiest house in the US

  • Fact Free fables
    100% made-up miscellany, totally untrue facts, and complete falsehoods.

  • What every woman needs to know when visiting a restroom.

  • A gallery of ugly women 

  • Medical antiques -people who are passionate about medical 
    and surgical history... 

  • Tall blond guy goes to Japan, and reports about the country.

  • The Web's First Japanese Pizza Page!

  • The Louis Farrakhan African Name Generator

  • Build your own H-Bom 
    The challenge real Americans seek...

  • Wife beaters 
    And proud of it, showing it to the world...

  • Facts on farts 
    Everything you always wanted to know...

  • Sex tips for Geeks 
    Hackers don't have to be helpless in the 
    dating-game shark pool any longer...

  • Pictures of Jesus 

    How did He really look like? 

  • Tips on how to grow your own HORNS... 

  • Hundreds of Dumb Moments in e-Business History...

  • Brains for sale! Some brains are just better, juicier, smarter...

  • A collection of number curiosities, integer wonders, amusing 
    factorizations, and lots lots more...

  • The Truth about Near-Death Experiences...

  • GIRLS GO WILD! This hot movie features nude college girls and 
    boys going wild with each other on the beach
    . Got to be over 18 
    to view this!

  • Retro Future -what happened to all that futuristic stuff?

  • Random Access Memory -Backing up our personal memories

  • Reading Toes? -A guide to obtain self-knowledge...

  • Read Robert Downey JR. Prison Diary

  • Buggy Balls -Get noticed in your car!

  • All about the Santa Fe Haunted Prison...

  • The Internet Movie Strip

  • Net Slaves: Something's rotten in the Technology business. 

  • ButtCandle, Inc: The gentler alternative to laxatives, enemas and 
    anti-flatuence pills. 

  • WindowBlinds: Change the way your desktop looks. 

  • Bundyology: Facts, stories, articles, interviews, scripts, and lots 
    more about the TV-comedy.

  • Sheep anyone? Some seriously warped and demented sheep 
    related items.

  • Matrix Code Emulator: A screensaver emulating the green 
    screen like the one on Dozer's monitor in the movie "The 
    Matrix".

  • The Black Panther: This one looks as if it is coming through 
    your screen.

  • Hamazon.com? The ultimate pig lover place.

  • Reasons why dogs don't use computers, etc...

  • Observations of an unimportant man -"I am predominantly an 
    unimportant man, and these are my observations..."


  • Forceed Calista Flockhart - A game for those who don't agree 
    that "thinner is better!"

  • Life on the Beat -An awesome police page. Find out what 
    police officers really think. Contains photo's from real cases.

  • 101 Cop and Law Jokes -The best on the Internet

  • The Citizens Self-Arrest Form -An easy form to report crime...

  • The best beer drinking stories -You’re just a click away from 
    other beer pals.

  • The Web of Lies -How much of what you read can you trust? 

  • The Bad Movie Ballot -Oscar Winners? Not these ones...

  • Nipple Surgery -Never heard off it? Bye-bye liposuction! :-)

  • Erotic Chocolates -Hot candy for your lover...

  • Hooker Heroes -Women who changed the world...

  • Bad designs -Hard to use, anti-human friendly objects...

  • Love Potions -They say these things do work...

  • Creepy Crawlies -Who's in your house playing right now?

  • Creepy Crawlie Resources -Get to know them closer :-)

  • A huge collection of Crazy License Plates

  • Stupid Alcohol Bumpers 

  • Cocktail Tip of the Week: "Duck Fart"

  • 2 absolutely FREE "Hannibal" Screen Savers

  • Weird Fish Postcards to send to your friends -FREE!

  • The answer to the question why the Moon has no name...

  • Get "The Mother" Prank!

  • Perform the "Digital Whoopie Cushion" Prank!

  • Some nice art collages to look at...

  • The Final Truth About Cats, Dogs, Men and Women...

  • Discover the "Physical Development Apparatus"...

  • Answer to the question if there is a place on Earth where it has rained for 40 days and 40 nights?

  • And of course there's much much more to explore...

 

BECOME A MEMBER NOW! IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN! 
(Payments happen via the Paypal secure server, so there's no need to worry about 
your online safety. You will only be billed once.)

SPECIAL OFFER...

For a limited time you can now order a Membership 
for life for ONLY 15$! Remember, this is a limited test offer...
I can remove this option anytime, so you better be quick :-)

You can use the 100% secure Paypal server to pay for your 
Membership... As soon as your order has been placed, 
you will be taken to the member log in page.


Hope to see you soon in the Club!

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